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大话西游之经典对白 唐僧:悟空你也真调皮呀!我叫你不要乱扔东西,乱扔东西是不对的。哎呀我话没说完你怎么把棍子扔掉了?月光宝盒是宝物,乱扔它会污染环境,砸到小朋友怎么办?就算砸不到小朋友砸到花花草草也不好嘛!.... 唐僧:你干什么? 悟空:放手! 唐僧:你想要啊?悟空,你要是想要的话你就说话嘛,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢,虽然你很有诚意地看着我,可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗?那你就拿去吧!你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗?…… 悟空:我Kao!(一拳打倒唐僧) 观音:啊?孙悟空!悟空:哈哈哈哈哈!大家看到啦?这个家伙没事就长篇大论婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪,就好象整天有一只苍蝇,嗡……对不起,不是一只,是一堆苍蝇围着你,嗡…嗡…嗡 <…嗡…飞到你的耳朵里面,救命啊!(悟空倒地翻滚,异常痛苦。) 悟空:所以呢我就抓住苍蝇挤破它的肚皮把它的肠子扯出来再用它的肠子勒住他的脖子用力一拉,呵--!整条舌头都伸出来啦!我再手起刀落哗--!整个世界清净了。现在大家明白,为什么我要杀他!... 唐僧:姐姐,这是你的不对了! 观音:啊? 唐僧:悟空他要吃我,只不过是一个构思,还没有成为事实,你又没有证据,他又何罪之有呢?不如等他吃了我之后,你有凭有据,再定他的罪也不迟啊! 观音:唐三藏,你的罗嗦我早就听说过了,不过没想到你居然这么罗嗦!我给你的金刚圈让你用来制伏这猴子你居然不用! 唐僧:唉,那个金刚圈尺寸太差,前重后轻左宽右窄,他带上之后很不舒服,整晚失眠,会连累我嘛!他虽然是个猴子,可是你也不能这样对他,官府知道了会说我虐待动物的!说起那个金刚圈,去年我在陈家村认识了一位铁匠,他手工精美、价钱又公道、童叟无欺,干脆我介绍你再定做一个吧! 唐僧:我不会使你为难的。请姐姐跟玉皇大帝说一声,贫僧愿意一命赔一命!正所谓我不入地狱谁入地狱?求姐姐你体谅我这样做,无非是想感化劣徒,以配合我佛慈悲的大无畏精神啊! 至尊宝:刀下留人!原来是自杀的,你为什么要自杀呢? 白晶晶:我先杀了你! 至尊宝:英雄啊!你放过我吧! 白晶晶:放过你?你给我一个不杀你的理由! 至尊宝:正在想……你给我个杀我的理由先! 至尊宝:长夜漫漫无心睡眠,我以为只有我睡不着觉,原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着啊! 白晶晶:你把胡子剃光干什么?你知不知道你少了胡子一点性格都没有了? 至尊宝:是吗? 白晶晶:唉,文也不行武也不行,你不做山贼,你想做状元啊? 至尊宝:我有想过…… 白晶晶:省省吧你!改变什么形象,好好地做你山贼这份很有前途的职业去吧! 至尊宝:我知道了,我一定会继续努力的!(转身奔去) 八戒:论智慧跟武功呢,我一直比他高一点点,可是现在多了个紫霞仙子,他恐怕比我高一点点了。 沙僧:这边有我嘛! 八戒:就是因为多了你这个累赘他才会高我一点点! (突然紫霞拔出宝剑抵在至尊宝的咽喉上。) 画外音:当时那把剑离我的喉咙只有0.01公分,但是四分之一炷香之后,那把剑的女主人将会彻底地爱上我,因为我决定说一个谎话。虽然本人生平说过无数的谎话,但是这一个我认为是最完美的…… 紫霞: 你再往前半步我就把你给杀了! 至尊宝:你应该这么做,我也应该死。曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。你的剑在我的咽喉上割下去吧!不用再犹豫了!如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会,我会对那个女孩子说三个字:我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限,我希望是…… 一万年! 唐僧: 悟空,你知不知道什么是铛铛铛铛铛铛? 至尊宝:什么铛铛铛铛? 唐僧: 铛得铛铛铛铛铛,就是(唱道)On--ly you--! 能伴我去西经... 至尊宝:哎…… 唐僧: On--ly you--!.... 背黑锅我来,送死你去,拼全力为众生!... 至尊宝:我真的不行啊,我跟你说…… 唐僧: On-On--! 至尊宝:On你妈个头啊!你有完没完啊!(一拳将唐僧打倒)我已经跟你说过我不行了,你还要On-On-!On-On-!完全不理人家受得了受不了,你再On我一刀捅死你! 唐僧: 悟空,你尽管捅死我吧,生又何哀,死又何苦,等你明白了舍生取义,你自然会回来跟我唱这首歌的!喃呒阿弥陀佛、喃呒阿弥陀佛、喃呒阿弥陀佛…… 至尊宝:我一定是太想念晶晶了。 菩提: 是啊,你昏倒的时候叫了晶晶这个名字九十八次。 至尊宝:晶晶是我娘子。 菩提: 还有一个名字叫紫霞的你叫了七百八十四次!至尊宝:啊?! 菩提: 七百八十四次……这个紫霞一定欠你很多钱 至尊宝:出来吧!葡萄! 菩提: 我不是想监视你,我只不过是想研究一下人与人之间的一些微妙的感情。 至尊宝:你只是强盗啊大哥,别学人家做学问。 菩提: 强盗也有学问。 至尊宝:省省吧,睡啦! 菩提: 紫霞在你心目中是不是一个惊叹号,还是一个句号,你脑袋里是不是充满了问号…… 至尊宝:紫霞只不过是一个我认识的人!我以前说过一个谎话骗她,现在只不过心里面有点内疚而已。我越来越讨厌她了!我明天就要结婚了,你想怎么样嘛! 菩提: 有一天当你发觉你爱上一个你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的! 至尊宝:可是我怎么会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托! 菩提: 爱一个人需要理由吗? 至尊宝:不需要吗? 菩提: 需要吗? 至尊宝:不需要吗? 菩提: 需要吗? 至尊宝:不需要吗? 菩提: 哎,我是跟你研究研究嘛,干嘛那么认真呢?需要吗?(转身走了) 唐僧: 你有多少兄弟姐妹?你父母尚在吗?你说句话啊,我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。 唐僧: 所以说做妖就象做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是妖,是人妖。(小妖甲开始呕吐。) 唐僧: 哎,他明白了,你明白了没有? 唐僧: 人和妖精都是妈生的,不同的人是人**,妖是妖** …… 小妖甲:我受不了啦--!(拔刀自尽) 唐僧: 你妈贵姓啊? 小妖乙:啊--!(精神崩溃) 唐僧: 看,现在是妹妹要救姐姐,等一会那个姐姐一定会救妹妹的。 唐僧: 看,我说对了吧?(这时小妖乙在唐僧身旁上吊自尽了。) 唐僧: 居然比我还快,你真行! 唐僧: 小心啊!打雷喽!下雨收衣服啊!(众小妖晕倒一片。) 1 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND乱世佳人 1939 2 I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER教父 1972 3 You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. ON THE WATERFRONT码头风云 1954 4 Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. THE WIZARD OF OZ绿野仙踪 1939 5 Here's looking at you, kid. CASABLANCA卡萨布兰卡 1942 6 Go ahead, make my day. SUDDEN IMPACT拨云见日(克林特·伊斯特伍德自导自演电影) 1983 7 All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. SUNSET BLVD.日落大道 1950 8 May the Force be with you. STAR WARS星球大战 1977 9 Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. ALL ABOUT EVE彗星美人 1950 10 You talking to me? TAXI DRIVER出租汽车司机 1976 11 What we've got here is failure to communicate. COOL HAND LUKE铁窗喋血(保罗·纽曼经典影片) 1967 12 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. APOCALYPSE NOW现代启示录 1979 13 Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY爱情故事 1970 14 The stuff that dreams are made of. THE MALTESE FALCON马尔他之鹰 1941 15 E.T. phone home. E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL外星人ET 1982 16 They call me Mister Tibbs! IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT炎热的夜晚 1967 17 Rosebud. CITIZEN KANE公民凯恩 1941 18 Made it, Ma! Top of the world! WHITE HEAT白热杀机(詹姆斯·卡格尼主演的黑帮经典电影) 1949 19 I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! NETWORK广播电视网 1976 20 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. CASABLANCA卡萨布兰卡 1942 21 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS沉默的羔羊 1991 22 Bond. James Bond. DR. NO诺博士(007系列第一集) 1962 23 There's no place like home. THE WIZARD OF OZ绿野仙踪 1939 24 I am big! It's the pictures that got small. SUNSET BLVD.日落大道 1950 25 Show me the money! JERRY MAGUIRE甜心先生 1996 26 Why don't you come up sometime and see me? SHE DONE HIM WRONG侬本多情(加里·格兰特成名作,与性感女神梅·韦斯特合作,电影的大胆演出引发了更多的电影审查。) 1933 27 I'm walking here! I'm walking here! MIDNIGHT COWBOY午夜牛郎 1969 28 Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' CASABLANCA卡萨布兰卡 1942 29 You can't handle the truth! A FEW GOOD MEN好人寥寥 1992 30 I want to be alone. GRAND HOTEL大饭店 1932 31 After all, tomorrow is another day! GONE WITH THE WIND乱世佳人 1939 32 Round up the usual suspects. CASABLANCA卡萨布兰卡 1942 33 I'll have what she's having. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY当哈里遇到萨里 1989 34 You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT逃亡(亨弗莱·鲍嘉与劳伦·巴尔考夫妻合作的名片) 1944 35 You're gonna need a bigger boat. JAWS大白鲨 1975 36 Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE宝石岭/碧血金沙 1948 37 I'll be back. THE TERMINATOR终结者 1984 38 Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES扬基的骄傲(加里·库珀与特蕾莎·赖特主演名片,获得当年奥斯卡11项提名) 1942 39 If you build it, he will come. FIELD OF DREAMS梦幻之地/梦幻成真(凯文·科斯特纳主演关于棒球的电影) 1989 40 Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. FORREST GUMP阿甘正传 1994 41 We rob banks. BONNIE AND CLYDE雌雄大盗 1967 42 Plastics. THE GRADUATE毕业生 1967 43 We'll always have Paris. CASABLANCA卡萨布兰卡 1942 44 I see dead people. THE SIXTH SENSE第六感 1999 45 Stella! Hey, Stella! A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE欲望号街车 1951 46 Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars. NOW, VOYAGER扬帆(贝蒂·戴维斯提名奥斯卡影后作品) 1942 47 Shane. Shane. Come back! SHANE原野奇侠 1953 48 Well, nobody's perfect. SOME LIKE IT HOT热情似火 1959 49 It's alive! It's alive! FRANKENSTEIN科学怪人 1931 50 Houston, we have a problem. APOLLO 13阿波罗13 1995 51 You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? DIRTY HARRY肮脏的哈里(克林特·伊斯特伍德主演) 1971 52 You had me at "hello." JERRY MAGUIRE甜心先生 1996 53 One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. ANIMAL CRACKERS疯狂的动物(马克斯兄弟的经典作品) 1930 54 There's no crying in baseball! A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN红粉联盟 1992 55 La-dee-da, la-dee-da. ANNIE HALL安妮·霍尔 1977 56 A boy's best friend is his mother. PSYCHO精神病患者 1960 57 Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. WALL STREET华尔街 1987 58 Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. THE GODFATHER II教父2 1974 59 As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. GONE WITH THE WIND乱世佳人 1939 60 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! SONS OF THE DESERT沙漠之子(经典喜剧片) 1933 61 Say "hello" to my little friend! SCARFACE疤面煞星 1983 62 What a dump. BEYOND THE FOREST越过森林(贝蒂·戴维斯主演) 1949 63 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? THE GRADUATE毕业生 1967 64 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! DR. STRANGELOVE奇爱博士 1964 65 Elementary, my dear Watson. THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES福尔摩斯探案集 1929 66 Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. PLANET OF THE APES决战猩球 1968 67 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. CASABLANCA卡萨布兰卡 1942 68 Here's Johnny! THE SHINING闪灵 1980 69 They're here! POLTERGEIST鬼驱人/鬼哭神号 1982 70 Is it safe? MARATHON MAN霹雳钻 1976 71 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! THE JAZZ SINGER爵士歌手(第一部有声电影) 1927 72 No wire hangers, ever! MOMMIE DEAREST亲爱的妈咪(费·唐娜薇主演) 1981 73 Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? LITTLE CAESAR小凯撒 1930 74 Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. CHINATOWN唐人街 1974 75 I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE欲望号街车 1951 76 Hasta la vista, baby. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY终结者2 1991 77 Soylent Green is people! SOYLENT GREEN超世纪谍杀案(科幻经典) 1973 78 Open the pod bay doors, HAL. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY2001太空漫游 1968 79 Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley. AIRPLANE!空前绝后满天飞(喜剧经典) 1980 80 Yo, Adrian! ROCKY洛奇 1976 81 Hello, gorgeous. FUNNY GIRL滑稽女郎 1968 82 Toga! Toga! NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE动物屋(喜剧经典) 1978 83 Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. DRACULA吸血鬼 1931 84 Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. KING KONG金刚 1933 85 My precious. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS指环王2 2002 86 Attica! Attica! DOG DAY AFTERNOON热天午后 1975 87 Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star! 42ND STREET第42街(百老汇改编电影) 1933 88 Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! ON GOLDEN POND金色池塘 1981 89 Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN纽特·罗克尼(出自美国前总统里根在40年代出演的一部叫《纽特·罗克尼》的电影,他在片中饰演一位橄榄球运动员。橄榄球运动员叫乔治·吉佩(George Gipp),他最后因肺炎病逝,在他临终前,他在卧床上说:“Win one for the Gipper”—“为了吉佩赢一回!”而自打这个影片上映后,吉佩尔(Gipper)也就成了里根总统的昵称了,很多时候人们称里根总统为吉佩尔,这样显得更亲切。) 1940 90 A martini. Shaken, not stirred. GOLDFINGER金手指 1964 91 Who's on first. THE NAUGHTY NINETIES没规矩的1890年代(喜剧经典) 1945 92 Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! CADDYSHACK疯狂高尔夫(体育电影名片) 1980 93 Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! AUNTIE MAME玛咪姑妈(罗莎林德·拉塞尔奥斯卡影后提名影片) 1958 94 I feel the need - the need for speed! TOP GUN壮志凌云 1986 95 Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. DEAD POETS SOCIETY死亡诗社 1989 96 Snap out of it! MOONSTRUCK月色撩人 1987 97 My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. YANKEE DOODLE DANDY胜利之歌 1942 98 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. DIRTY DANCING辣身舞 1987 99 I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! WIZARD OF OZ, THE绿野仙踪 1939 100 I'm king of the world! TITANIC泰坦尼克号 1997

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